The Zerozaki CCG

Starting with the second Zerozaki novel, each book in the series came with six cards from a fake/parody collectible card game.

Each card has an affiliation in the upper right hand corner; three stats (Life in green, Attack in red, and Defense in Blue); and a unique trait.

These cards did get shuffled once, but I think I've got them matched to the novel they came with.

Zerozaki Kishishiki's Human Knock

Zerozaki Hitoshiki

Psycho

"Migiwame Toshiki"

One turn in three: Unable to attack.

[This particular card and novel feature a young Hitoshiki, one still using his original name from before he 'awakened' and joined the Zerozaki family.]

Zerozaki Kishishiki

Psycho

"Folly's Praise."

If there are cards placed on both sides, attack is halved.

[Zerozaki characters often share a nickname with their signature weapon, and these nicknames are a translator's nightmare; the kanji and the rubi being unrelated. For example, the kanji here are a reference to In Praise of Folly, but the rubi are katakana -- a cryptic English nickname. In this case, Seamless Bias. (Probably.) The cards, fortunately, do not have any rubi, so I don't have to deal with this here.]

Zerozaki Soushiki

Psycho

"Suicidal Tendencies"

If the card being fought is female or a boy, all stats are tripled.

[Since I just did the research, I did find a Japanese reader's theory that Soushiki's alternate nickname is a reference to German philosopher Philipp Mainländer.]

Saijou Tamamo

Student

"Berserker"

Attacks allies two out of three turns.

Hagihara Shiogi

Student

"Strategist"

Can rearrange all cards in play (but not destroy them.)

Aikawa Jun

Consultant

"Humanity's Strongest"

When this card is placed on the field, all cards in play or in the hand for all players are instantly destroyed.

Zerozaki Magashiki's Human Human

Zerozaki Magashiki

Psycho

"Girlish"

Can place all allied cards in play wherever he pleases.

Yuigahama Puniko

Servant

"Mechanical Maid"

Invincible until attacked ten times. Ceases to function on the eleventh attack.

Migishita Rurero

Controller

"Human Puppeteer"

For every turn she survives an enemy attack she can place any card in play under her control.

Agemaki Saera

Hitman

"The Three Agemaki Sisters"

While in play, they may attack three turns in a row once.

Tsumiguchi Tsumiyuki

Smith

"Weapon Smith"

Link to a character in play to double that character's damage -- and double damage received.

Omokage Magokoro

Alternate

"The Orange Seed"

The only card that can cancel Aikawa Jun's effect.

Zerozaki Hitoshiki's Human Relations: Relations with Nyounomiya Izumu

Nyounomiya Izumu

Hitman

"Cannibal"

Can return from death as often as he is killed. Effect invalid against Zerozaki Hitoshiki.

Naoki Dorotabou

Fighter

"Naoki Three Musketeers"

Number of attacks increases for each turn in play. (12 max.)

Naoki Enenra

Fighter

"Naoki Three Musketeers"

Number of attacks increases for each turn in play (2 max.)

Naoki Hienma

Fighter

"Naoki Three Musketeers"

Can add his opponent's attack value to his own.

Kunagisa Nao

Kunagisa

"Target"

When attacked, he adds the damage to his life.

Saitou Takashi

Worst

"Humanity's Worst"

Invalidates the effects of all cards in play. This effect lasts forever.

[All stats = 4]

Zerozaki Hitoshiki's Human Relations: Relations with Mutou Iori

Zerozaki Hitoshiki (19)

Psycho

"Human Failure"

Attack doubles when life is less than 100.

Mutou Iori

Psycho

"New Suicidal Tendencies"

Goes berserk when life is less than 100. Attack x 10.

Yamiguchi Houko

Slave

"Beautiful Girl"

Undetectable by enemy cards for five turns

Ishinagi Toishi

Reaper

"Reaper"

If he succeeds in an attack, the target card is automatically buried.

Yamiguchi Hyoui

Slave

"Acting Chief"

Can swap places with any card in play, allied or enemy.

Rikka Kajumaru

Darkness

"Crystal Kaiser"

Never loses, no matter what the opponent's stats.

Zerozaki Hitoshi's Human Relations: Relations with Zerozaki Soushiki

Zerozaki Hitoshiki (17)

Psycho

"Human Failure"

Can fight in place of any Psycho card. Stats do not change.

Shibuki Shimetsu

Reaper

"Deliverer of Death"

Able to mimic any card in play. Can control the movements of enemy cards.

Tokinomiya Shigure

Controller

"Puppet Master"

Able to mimic any card in play. While mimicking, can copy their effect.

Nukumori Nukemichi

Lost [Maze? Little to no context available]

"Wrangler"

Can make enemy cards unable to attack.

Tsumiguchi Tsumina

Weapon

"Weapon Smith"

Can attack up to seven times in a row. Cannot be attacked with weapons.

Kino Kichi

Poison

"Carrier"

Enemies cards cannot perceive him.

Zerozaki Hitoshiki's Human Relations: Relations with the Master of Nonsense

Zerozaki Hitoshiki (19)

Psycho

"Human Failure"

If he defeats twelve characters Aikawa Jun is automatically summoned. As an enemy.

Sasa Sasaki

Police

"Police"

Able to remain in play without fighting or being attacked.

Suzunashi Neon

Hermit

"Hermit"

Cannot be introduced to play.

Nanananami Nanami

Fujoshi

"Fujoshi"

Life doubles if two male cards are placed next to each other.

Kunagisa Tomo

Kunagisa

"Engineer"

Able to check all cards in hand as many times as she likes.

Zaregoto Tsukai

Zaregoto

"Defective Product"

All cards adjacent to him, friendly or not, have their effects nullified.

[All stats are 0 -- this card wouldn't even scan]